Earlier this month, the real Carrie Bradshaw was in my neighborhood filming her latest series, bringing every Sex and the City fan’s fantasy to fruition. Safe to say, 90% of the fawning onlookers think they’re “definitely a Carrie.” We like to put ourselves in boxes like that – she’s such a New Yorker; he’s totally a tech guy; she’s definitely a Capricorn. So we wanted to help find out what cocktail your pup as!
So when my parents brought their seven-pound pup to the hotel bar last weekend, it got me thinking: Lilly’s 100% a martini kinda girl. Gliding around the dimly lit, jazz-filled lounge, she might as well have had a Vesper in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Her harness is even purple, because…royalty, of course.
In the spirit of labels we can all get behind, we decided to explore what wets your pups’ beaks.
The Vodka Soda Drinker
This is the dog that likes to have just the right amount of fun while playing it safe. (No time for hangovers.) Sometimes paradoxical, she’s loyal yet independent, and can be equal parts silly and serious. She’s got class (maybe not enough for a Manhattan Sipper) but isn’t stuffy (knows she’d probably have more fun with a Beer Lover).
The Manhattan Sipper
The Manhattan Sipper has been to the fanciest schools with the most renowned professors, and he’s here to show it. He retrieves like it’s an art form, he walks beside you like he’s protecting a Head of State, and his gaze alone is worthy of a spot in the National Portrait Museum. But when he’s finished performing, he’s unwinding on his 800-thread count sheets with a rocks glass filled with this bourbon-based classic.
The Beer Lover Cocktail
This dude just loves life, whether lounging in your lap, riding shotgun, or chasing after the mailman. Appearances aren’t something he frets over, but making you happy – and letting you know he’s happy – that’s top priority. Drool rolling, tail wagging, feet jumping; the beer lover is always ready to crack open a cold one with you.
The Cosmo Fan Cocktail
Hmmm, needy’s not the right word; maybe high maintenance? Pristine is what she strives for – just like the perfectly pink-hued drink (not to mention, Carrie’s go-to). Raining outside? Absolutely not stepping foot out there. Bed not fluffed just so? Going to paw manically until it is. That French bread you’re trying to feed her? Not until it’s properly buttered. But who can blame her – girl’s got taste.
The Margarita Mama
Similar to the Beer Lover, she lives life in high frequency. The glass is always half-full, but she’s a little more discerning with her time. She’s always ready to turn on the love, affection, and energy (maybe when there’s a treat on the other end). Other times, she’s perfectly content lounging in the sun on her own…until she gets the next invite to happy hour.
So next time you’re at the dog park with your pup, maybe think of it as a bar, and smile to yourself as you envision all these different guys and gals cozying up to the counter trying to order their favorite drink. And if you’re lucky, maybe they’ll bring you one to enjoy along with them.
We want to hear about your booze hounds. Shoot us a note at whatthepup@spotandtango.com.
