As if the dating apps aren’t frustrating enough, throw lockdowns into the mix. How is someone supposed to meet their match in these crazy times??? Once again…dogs to the rescue.
In this series Doggy Dating & Human Mating, we give a glimpse into one guy’s meticulous approach, followed by the (intended or not) reactions. Just like the apps, there may be some surprising results.
Luke’s Story: Wilson, the Canine Cupid
It started as a joke. I had initially planned on getting a German Shepherd, just like Willy, my childhood pup. Then a friend kindly reminded me that not too many girls daydream of snuggling with their significant other and a cop dog. So Willy Jr. turned into Wilson, my perfectly honey-colored, expert cuddler Labradoodle.
I did all the research: what’s the temperament, do they destroy designer loafers, who’s the best breeder? And, maybe most importantly, can this guy score me some dates?! I mourn the good old days of meeting in a bar, having a real conversation, and not having to worry about how many emojis I should use. Moreover, the endless swiping on the dating apps had me underwhelmed, with aching thumbs. I was hopeful Wilson, my new stud of a sidekick, could revive some form of serendipitous introductions.
Data showed he could: In a recent study, men walking with a dog were successful in getting a woman’s number 28% of the time, whereas the same guy without a dog succeeded only 9% of the time.
So I got him all the best gear and mapped out a few different walking routes around the city. A gelato stroll in Washington Square Park, picnickers in Western Addition, Pacific Heights for the well-heeled wife material. We decide which neighborhood strikes our fancy that day, and I let Wilson get to work.
Proof is in the Pup
And boy has he pulled through. Eight weeks, 15 first dates, and two (very different) girls in the mix, my real-life Match.com scores. Thanks, bud.
Below, a few tips when swapping Tinder for Toto:
1. Eyes on the dog, not your prospect.
Aside from not wanting to be too obvious, girls want to know that you’re a good, attentive parent – concerned more about someone else than your own agenda. If you can prioritize a pet, you can prioritize me…those are the caretaker signals girls look for.
2. Let him handle the approach.
Again, can’t be too obvious. Wilson does me a solid with a quick dart towards the target, then once contact is made, a sudden disinterest, leaving the rest to us. Plus, girls want to feel like they’ve been “chosen.” If your dog likes me, then you definitely do. Ultimate sign of approval.
3. Choose walk times carefully.
If he’s too sleepy, he’s not playful. If he’s too hungry, he’s not as friendly. Full energy is a must. And not after meal time; poop scooping is not so cute.
4. Curate the gear.
Your wingman says a lot about you. A classy Carhartt jacket (for the Midwesterner in San Fran), the sturdy leather/brass leash (for the wannabe sophisticated English countryman), and only the best treats (we eat well) – all designed to showcase your own personal brand.
5. Keep the convo short.
“Oh man, Wilson is dying to get home – we should catch up again soon though. Mind if I get your number?” Not my fault we have to part ways, it’s the dog’s.
Men are from Mars, Women are From Venus
Click HERE to see how the ladies respond to Luke’s doggy dating. Maybe one size does *not* fit all…?
Have you ditched the dating apps and now have your own tips and tricks of the doggy dating service world? We want to hear! Share with us at whatthepup@spotandtango.com
